My mom found this on Facebook.
The Hokey Pokey Shaksperian Style:
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from heaven’s yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke—banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, ‘tis what it’s all about.
Very amusing.
I promise to post something of more substance when I get the chance. Right now I just need to get something down, lest this site rot from lack of use!
~Madeleine